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There are two collected versions of Patalliro being published: The tankoubon version (90 volumes at last count), and the condensed bunko version (48 volumes, ongoing). The tankoubon version also has AU stories with the Patalliro characters and unrelated horror and sci-fi short stories. These summaries will just include the Patalliro stories.

Bunko List

Tankoubon List
Vol. 1~20 | Vol. 21~40 | Vol. 41~60 | Vol. 81~88
Vol.No.DateTitleTeaser
61268'95The Riddle at London EmbassyTwo young men fleeing an upset boy brandishing a knife run into the London Embassy for shelter, and when the Tamanegi close the panic doors it's obvious no one could have escaped. But one of the young men is nowhere to be found!
269'96The Tamanegi's ObstructionSomehow Patalliro's project to construct a satellite missile program keeps getting destroyed, and he begins to suspect sabotage.
270'96The Problem with AssessmentsPatalliro discovers that his palace is overflowing with Tamanegi (400!), and issues an ultimatum: No more! But when it's pointed out that it's unfair to the trainees struggling so hard, he agrees. New Tamanegi can enter, but only the top rank, and for every Tamanegi added, someone in the bottom ranks gets the boot....
271'96Good CharacterWhile pestering the vice-director of the street-cleaning department of Washington D.C., Patalliro becomes involved in helping him to clear his lover of a murder accusation.
272'96The Miracle HandOne of the Tamanegi runs into a boy suffering from an unknown ailment, and the simple touch of his hand seems to take away the boy's pain. He's not able to duplicate this miracle on any of his friends, but he falls more and more in love with the boy....
273'96Bloodbath Maniac[Edo Period AU] There's a killer loose in Edo. Introduction of Rorikon Huuittonosuke.
62274'96The Killer of East KalimantanPatalliro, unable to escape going to the opening of the new-half cafe, tries to use Hewitt as a distraction tactic. Unfortunately, Hewitt seems to inspire Bat-mama's daughter to murder....
275'96Patalliro's TragedyPatalliro has never loved cross-dressers, but this deep-seated horror is new. What exactly happened on that trip back to Malynera when he was separated from his Tamanegi?
276'96East Kalimantan AgainPatalliro is confronted with the very source of his new horror for cross-dressers. But his detective instincts override the brain-numbing horror when one cross-dresser is nearly murdered in front of him.
277'96Mystery ZonePatalliro ponders the story of the invincible man, and terrifies Maraich with a tale without an ending.
278'96Extra-Dimensional TroubleFollowing an earthquake, one of the new Tamanegi disappears inside the palace. Everyone remembers a similar, unsolved case from five years earlier. It turns out they were both sucked into another dimension. Can Patalliro save them before a monster gets them?
279'96Coin Killer PatacoranWhile impersonating Bancoran, Patalliro lands in more trouble than he bargained for.
63280'96The Food in MalyneraFor the first time in his life, Patalliro tries good food, and he's addicted.
281'96The Busy CorpseA Dog Lover is murdered in nine different ways, while locked in a panic room that can't be locked from the outside. Patalliro is called in to solve the crime.
282'96The Apprentice's TaleA young man wakes up in a vat and is told that he is a kind of modern-day Frankenstein, put together by Patalliro from various corpses. He is entered into the Tamanegi as an apprentice, to the disgust of those who worked hard to join....
283'96KeukegenA Tamanegi tries to commit suicide after being cruelly rejected when his lover discovers his early baldness. But Patalliro's solution might just be worse than the original problem....
284'97Maraich WarMaraich has been discovered by a famous painter, who wants to use him as a nude study, but Bancoran refuses to allow it. Patalliro cooks up a scheme to kidnap Maraich, so that he can profit from the money the painter offers Maraich.
64285'97The Chronicles of Setekura ProsperityPatalliro introduces the Setekura (seitenkan: sex change) Machine. Only 1 million yen a go!
286'97It's Only a Gag, But Patalliro is DeepThe Tamanegi are fed up with being unable to follow Patalliro's puns, and he gives them a lecture.
287'97Human-Sucking DemonThere is something lurking in the palace, and the Tamanegi are disappearing one by one....
288'96ParadoxOnly Patalliro would hear an old Chinese adage about "What would happen if a spear that could cut anything were to be used against a shield that cannot be pierced" and decide to actually build the things to test the theory, only to realize that to actually use them would create a paradox that would destroy all of existence. And only his Tamanegi would lose the spear....
289'97AngiePatalliro attempts to stop a disasterous meeting between Maraich and a pretty young thing with papers of international importance whom Bancoran has invited to stay at his apartment.
290'97Love's Wild WarriorNot one, but TWO alien spaceships have crashed down near East Kalimantan. Can Patalliro end a generations-long conflict between two planets with the help of the Bancoran Bacteria?
65291'97Pretty Boy Export SchemePatalliro realizes a new way to make money: loan out Malynera's pretty boys for a hefty fee. This scheme can't possibly backfire....
292'97Neo-Romance ChushinguraThe Tsutakazura Boys Opera Troupe is putting on its first performance (with a nice role for Patalliro, of course!). Will Patalliro be able to resist improvising?
293'97Lucky GirlThe girl of Patalliro's dreams literally falls out of the sky. She jumped out of her plane!? Is she suicidal... or just too lucky for her own good?
294'97AgainIt seems Patalliro is being haunted by a beautiful ghost. Can he get the spirit he loves a body?
295'97East Kalimantan Yet AgainA young cross-dresser doesn't have the unique skill needed to join East Kalimantan, and somehow gets adopted by the London Embassy staff, to Patalliro's horror. When he encourages Lemon into summoning a demon, he isn't expecting the result....
296'97A House Crawling in DarknessRunning away from work, Patalliro find himself in the middle of nowhere, and asks for a room for the night at a very strange house....
297'98East Kalimantan Destruction StrategyPatalliro tries everything to put East Kalimantan out of business, including hiring assasins, but nothing seems to be working. Can he collaborate with a competing cross-dressers' bar, if it means getting rid of Bat-mama and her collection of eccentric young 'ladies'?
66298'97A Tsutakazura TaleThe Tsutakazura boys really, really can't take their alcohol, much to the distress of their Tamanegi boyfriends.
299'98Cruel ManMaraich is horrified because he seems to be losing Bancoran to... A WOMAN!? Who is this girl that Bancoran can't seem to take his eyes off of?
300'98Space VampireThe Space Vampires are invading earth, set to suck all our souls dry, but their literal-mindedness may be their undoing.... The Purple Tamanegi are introduced.
301'98The Purple TamanegiMigel passes the difficult exam to become a member of the Purple Tamanegi: a lower branch of Tamanegi, teens who are sent abroad for a year as lovers, to spy and report back to Malynera. Can he do it?
302'97Misprint
(short)
For a few minutes only, reality has hiccuped, and every word with a "ka" in it becomes a "ki". Can Patalliro make a fortune during this extremely rare, once-in-10-billion-years event?
303'97Wish Upon a Star
(short)
Patalliro makes a wish upon a star for unlimited wishes, but soon it gets out of control....
304'97Mr. Anderson
(short)
"Anderson" is a common name. Perhaps too common, as suddenly a criminal named Anderson is on the loose and hundreds of the wrong Andersons get in Patalliro's way.
305'98Demonic Wallet
(short)
A wallet that slips out of anyone's possession within moments of getting picked up. Can Patalliro win against it?
306'98Demon Town
(short)
In a case of mistaken identity, Patalliro and his Tamanegi look exactly like demons depicted in a village's old scrolls....
67307'98Don't Lose, HewittHewitt's gone and fallen in love with another girl, this time the youngest in a family that he's got a mission to protect. But is everything as it seems?
308'98There Will Always Be Secret WeaponsThe inventor employed by MI-6 is so destructive that Bancoran finds himself sending the inventions on to Patalliro... with unanticipated results.
309'98Meeting of the Assassination ClubPatalliro finds himself out-smarted in a business deal by a rich young man, and uses his assassination club to wreck his vengeance.
310'98The Difference Between "Beauty" and "Beastly"Patalliro thinks he has received an invitation to the elite "Beauty Boys Club" and rushes off to their headquarters. But a closer reading of the fax by the Tamanegi reveals that it's actually the "Beastly Boys Club".
311'98A Day In the Anti-UniversePatalliro wakes up one morning and it's pitch black. Everything is completely wrong! Where is he?
312'98Hanako-sanThe legendary Hanako, ghost which lives in the toilet of Japanese schools everywhere, has infested the palace?! Patalliro investigates.
313'98Living Spirit, Dead SpiritPatalliro and the Tamanegi are debating which is more frightening, a living spirit or a dead spirit, when one chimes in with a chilling tale from his childhood in Japan.
314'98Pata-FlashOne day Patalliro is struck by lightning and develops extra-ordinary powers. But does he understand the consequences?
315'98Dental CarePatalliro discovers that it's much easier to brush your teeth if you take your skull out first.
316'98Crap Change
(short)
It would be the luckiest day in Patalliro's life, but all he wants is to get to a toilet and his good luck keeps interfering.
317'98Illusions are a Favorite
(short)
Patalliro doesn't care for the magician entertaining him, until real monsters get loose and he's impressed by the "realism" of the illusions.
318'98An Auspicious Sign
(short)
Patalliro finds a tea stalk floating in his tea cup, and the results are so favorable he demands more stalks, and more, and more....
68319'98White MaggotA pretty and neurotic Chinese genius is planning to set off a nuclear explosion in London.
320'98The Problem SolverNumber Yaoyorozu is always called "The Problem Solver", but one day he may go too far in finding ways to make a buck....
321'99White Maggot's CrimeIs the White Maggot really tamed? Someone attacks both him and Maraich and it's up to Patalliro to figure out how it was done.
322'99The Problem SolverPatalliro feels that something strange is going on amongst the Tamanegi and bribes Maraich to go in undercover as a Tamanegi recruit to figure it out.
323'98The Rain-Man
(short)
Everyone knows Rain-Women, women who bring bad weather with them wherever they go -- but a Rain-Man? Still, there is a boy in America who claims to have never seen the sun. Patalliro doesn't believe it, and invites the boy to come live in Malynera, but soon the island may sink beneath all of the rain!
324'98Rotating Neck
(short)
One of Patalliro's customers asks him if he might know a young man who could marry a young lady of his aquaintance, with a reward for finding such a young man. The only problem is that the young lady's kneck stretches out at night. Patalliro quickly finds the Tamanegi with the heaviest sleeping habits....
325'99Kingdom of Riddles
(short)
Patalliro's plane crashes in the jungle and he and the Tamanegi will be eaten by cannibals unless he can correctly answer their riddles!
326'99Anti-TamanegiOne of Patalliro's "useless" inventions is secretly stolen and exploited by one of the Tamanegi, who robs from banks all across Europe.
69327'99ShojiriePatalliro's normal cook is out sick with a cold, and the replacement is a whiz at cooking up dishes that look normal but contain no real meat. Patalliro is impressed by the mimicry. But will the new cook become too obsessed?
328'99Go-rin-picsPatalliro comes up with a clever plan to host a new international sports competition. But he intends to do everything possible to see that Malynera wins all of the prizes -- even booby-trap the race course...
329'99Cigarette SmokePatalliro discovers one of his Tamanegi is very good at stacking the deck, and takes him along to a nest of tricksters to try and win some money. But all is not as it seems...
330'99Bancoran vs. Beelzebub, Part One of TwoBeelzebub sends his minions after Patalliro, but they underestimate Patalliro's oddities. What is Bancoran's tie to one of the demons?
331'99Cleaning, GO!
(short)
One of the Tamanegi is possessed by a cleaning demon, and when they try to exorcise it, it moves into Patalliro!
332'99The FBI's CrimePatalliro sneaks off with the CIA's shredded paper, determined to put it back together and make a profit...
333'99Perpetual Cycle
(short)
Animals and plants are perpetually cycling CO2 and oxygen, so what is this connection Patalliro discovers between animals and these new aliens?
334'99Spirit Summoning
(short)
Patalliro realizes he can make a profit from Tamanegi 44's spirit powers, but 44 warns him that the consequences would be terrible...
70335'99Bancoran vs. Beelzebub, Part Two of TwoBeelzebub's interest has been caught, and Bancoran becomes the target instead of Patalliro. Can the professor, Patalliro, and the Tamanegi protect an incredulous Bancoran from the hordes of Hell?
336'99Demon's ServantAstaroth bribes Patalliro with the lure of his ancestor's millions, and Patalliro gleefully signs over his soul. Only he's horrified to learn that he's being sent to the East Kalimantan-!
337'99The Chronicle of the End of the Greater Edo Thief
(short)
[Edo Period AU] Patariro decides to make a profit by selling thieving permits to the thieves of Edo. He certainly didn't expect the law enforcement to believe the permits, but now he has to face Bankoran's rage. Can he think of a solution?
338'99Antenna
(short)
One morning Patalliro wakes up with the ability to replicate any electronic device near him. But why? And how do they stop it before it's too late?
339'99How To Manage Anywhere In the Great Outdoors
(short)
Patalliro decides to test a new line of Tamanegi wigs which carry anything you'd need in the great outdoors.
340'99Money Travels All Over the World
(short)
Most suspiciously, Patalliro pays the Tamanegi a year's wages in cash, in advance. ... Where does it keep going?
341'99Regressive Therapy
(short)
One way to cure phobias is to find out what in a past life caused them. Patalliro decides to test the theory on the Tamanegi by putting them into a trance.
713422000Dawidh's TalismanAstaroth calls on Patalliro's services to steal Dawidh's Talisman from the high security of the Vatican.
343'00Disaster for a Prince of HellMephistopheles goes after Patalliro on Beelzebub's orders, but in a comedy of mistaken identities, ends up putting on a drag show at the East Kalimantan....
344'00Demonic TransformationKnowing that Mephistopheles is out for blood to avenge his humiliation, Patalliro creates the perfect defense.
345'00Where's Patalliro?Tensions between Beelzebub and Astaroth escalate.
346'00I'll Change My NameConsult a proper medium and change your name to something auspicious to bring yourself good fortune. Patalliro decides to cash in on this scheme....
347'99Metamorphosis
(short)
Patalliro wakes up one morning a beautiful boy. Knowing no one will guess it's him, he sets out to make as much mischief as possible....
348'99The Food Supply ProblemNearly all of Malynera's food is imported, so Patalliro decides to cut costs by using the power of imagination and suggestion to feed the Tamanegi.
349'00The Legend of MomotarouPatalliro decides to tackle the problem of exactly how and why Momotarou came out of a peach.
350'00The Capsule Enigma
(short)
Patalliro creates a pill which will make him invisible to cross-dressers. The only problem is that it's to be taken rectally, and it's... rather large. He orders the Tamanegi to be his guinea pigs, but they take things into their own hands.
351'00Saiyuki 
72352'00Hell PartyPatalliro feels that something strange is going on amongst the Tamanegi and bribes Maraich to go in undercover as a Tamanegi recruit to figure it out.
353'00Patalliro's GrandmotherPatalliro's grandmother is broken, he tells us. Step back. Patalliro has a grandmother!? Once the Tamanegi get over the shock, Patalliro goes to America to help celebrate his frightening grandmother's 90th birthday. What happens to her at the party?
354'00The Wanyudou Demon[Edo Period AU] Bankoran invites Patariro along as his baggage boy on a trip to Kyoto. They get lost along the way and stop a mother's suicide, then bring the demon who murdered her son to justice.
355'00Amefuri Kozou[Edo Period AU] Bankoran and Patariro return from their journey to Kyoto. Along the way a young boy begins traveling with them without Bankoran's knowledge and they fight the goblin younger brother of the rain god.
356'00MiscalculationBat is set to open up a school to train new cross-dressers for East Kalimantan, and plans to build it right next to the embassy in London. Patalliro plots to ruin his plans.
357'00The Black Sea ScrollsAncient scrolls have been found by one of the Tamanegi in a cave near the Black Sea, and Patalliro dreams of profits. But then they lose contact with the Tamanegi -- What's happened?
358'00The Dreaded Pi-LifeThe dreaded Pi-Life is terrorizing Malynera, and a spy trying to find out the truth about Malynera's nuclear arsenal intends to turn it to his advantage.
359'00Patalliro of the Land of MirrorsPatalliro buys a magic mirror, and the Patalliro inside the mirror is his complete opposite. The Tamanegi decide they like mirror Patalliro the best....
73360'00The Church of ConveniencePatalliro finds a religious sect that seems to be scamming people for their money, but how are they accomplishing their miracles!?
361'01Overthrow-Method MurdererPatalliro kills a weapons collector with one of the man's own toys. Was it a set-up?
362'013D MaraichPatalliro has a scheme to build a hologram device. The Tamanegi in Malynera are on to him, so he decides to test it on a poor, lovelorn Tamanegi in the London Embassy....
363'01The Man Who was Called the God of DeathPatalliro works to learn the truth about the general called "The God of Death", before selling any nuclear power supplies to his country.
364'01God HandA Junior Tamanegi division is created, but something seems a little off about their megalomaniac trainer....
365'00Loincloth Health RegimePatalliro decides to try different foodstuffs in loincloths to find the best one for improving health....
74366'01The Day the Cross-Dressers Came OutThe cross-dressers have come out, and one by one the world's governments crumble. Can Malynera remain standing!?
367'01The Alphabet Group[Edo Period AU] Tradesmen are being murdered in Edo, alphabetically by their trade. Can Bankoran and Patariro stop the Alphabet Group before they strike again?
368'01Patalliro Breaks a BonePatalliro discovers the old chief of MI6 destitute and homeless, and decides to use him to cause trouble for Bancoran.
369'01The Chief's CounterattackPatalliro's plot was successful in getting the chief his title back, but Bancoran still runs the office. The chief decides to put a stop to it, and Patalliro is only too happy to help him.
370'01Haunted HouseA former study-abroad student in Malynera is now marrying a king, and the foreign press is swarming Malynera to look for juicy gossip. Tamanegi Baryshnikov went to school with her, but he's refusing to talk. Well, except to tell ghost stories....
371'01Men and Women 
75372'01~'02The Deeply Bizarre Woman75 Tamanegi have disappeared--one by one, but it takes everyone a long time to make a connection between that and the strange woman who bought 75 buns from the vendor outside the palace.
373'02Narkissos (Narcissus)Patalliro's praise of one particular Tamanegi single him out for bullying. He eventually tries suicide by drinking one of Patalliro's noxious medicines, but instead ends up with a terrible case of narcissism that even Bancoran can't cure.
37402Food FighterOne of the Tamanegi convinces Patalliro to put his eating skills to use by entering the Grand Asian Eating Contest Championship. Can Patalliro beat Korean champion Yon Han-Som?
375'02Patalliro Daughter 
376'02The Rip-Off EmbassyPatalliro uses his embassy in London to rope in unsuspecting British subjects and charge them for trespassing, as well as squeeze every penny he can from his Tamanegi, but someone has a plan to get retribution....
377'02Baby PatalliroWhen Patalliro was born, the good sorcerers gave him presents of wisdom, luck, health, and wealth. But the sorcerer who was not invited cursed him with death. As his protectors squabled, the new super-genius worked quietly to save himself.
378'01The Cat-Eared BoyThe Tamanegi adopt a cat-eared boy and Patalliro quickly grows jealous of all the attention he gets.
379'02Patalliro The Secret Conversation 
76380'02The Country of DemonsThe Tamanegi accidently let loose an ancient Japanese demon which quickly invites its friends to try to take over the country.
381'02So-Called Thoroughness 
382'02The Dancing Corpse 
383'03Contraption 
384'03Dirty Money 
385'03Melancholy Change-UpWhenever Maraich is melancholy or upset, he lets off waves of energy that over-charge Figaro to the point that he can no longer hold onto his shape as a baby. Here it works to his advantage as he tries to save his father's life from the demon cat king.
386'01If You Make Someone Take Poison 
77387'03The Demon Cat King's Reverse SingleFigaro pointed the Demon Cat King at Patalliro during their last battle, so he is out for revenge in Malynera.
388'03Sardine SoupA drug smuggling ring is using cat food to smuggle drugs, so Bancoran calls Patalliro in. Only one problem: Patalliro doesn't remember the phone call.
389'03MIVIA member of the cat society is murdered and the only clue is written out in match sticks: MIVI. Patalliro immediately goes to Bancoran for information on how MI-6 might be involved.
390'04Olive OilSpy Cat's mother has gone missing and he asks Patalliro's help because he thinks she might go to Malynera for their excellent olive oil, which she uses every day. But Patalliro finds her in an even more interesting place...
391'97Story of a Young Homo 
392'98Hell's CircusA rather demonic clown appears, and then an ominous black cloud which stirs the nightmare memories of a young man in the Malynera Air Force.
393'00Sado? 
78394'04800 Priestesses 
395'04Left Behind 
396'04Another Strange Tale of the Shinsengumi 
397'04The Duke's Ring 
398'04Trade Genius 
399'04Cook of Darkness 
400'04Camellia Chapter, Tale of Genji 
401'04Once Again, The Tale of Genji 
402'05Counterattack Toward the Empire 
403'01The Bath Room Mystery 
79404'05Strange Fruit 
405'05Dealings With the Demon World 
406'05Midas 
407'05Fake Pata 
408'05All Kinds of Tamanegi 
409'05Pata-chan in Disguise 
410'06Xanadu 
80411'06Heirless Patalliro 
412'06Positive Mind Circuit 
413'06Horror Castle 
414'06Nuhhehho 
415'06Patalliro's Marriage 
416'06The Memory Glass 
417'06A Person of Positive Mind 
418'07Magic Book 
419'07Spiritual 
Tankoubon List
Vol. 1~20 | Vol. 21~40 | Vol. 41~60 | Vol. 81~88